How dumb am I?
Stolen from ~More-High-Hopes

(If it goes above 18 you're dumb.)
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (I'm really clumsy)
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (Emphasis on the really)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (I didn't know it was shut!)
[x] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle. (A 4wheeler, I didn't know it was going 25mph!)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks. (Muwhaha)
[x] You have ran into a wall. (Maybe...)
[x] It is possible to lick your elbow. (I've done it!)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (No, cause I've done it before.)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm. (Well, I forgot.. I think I did.)
[x] You just tried to sing them. (Just making sure!)
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (Durr)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (I can choke on air)
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it. (I haven't seen it)
[x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice. (Nope)
[x] You just looked at it. (Yep)
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. (No but it has blonde highlights!)
[x] People have called you slow. (I am)
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Wow, I don't think I have..)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. (How do you do that?!)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Like once)
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class. (Almost!)
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh. (No..?)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Yea, sometimes)
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. (I'll realize I'm talking and talking, and not know what I'm saying.)
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you. (Not walk away)
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice". (Hehe)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. (I never count fingers, but sometimes I get confused on stupid easy things)
[ ] You have eaten a bug. (Hell no!)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (Haha, yea)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Lol!)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket. (Like when I'm on the phone, and I'm going "Hold on, let me find my phone...", then I'm like "Oh..")
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. (Are we supposed to understand that??)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Double emphasis on the really clumsy)
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. (No, I'm actually pretty smart)
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. (Sometimes)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (Teehee)
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (When I had popcorn ceiling I did)
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day. (Umm, yea)
[ ] You think getting less than 18 points in this test is actually gonna stop you from being stupid.

Total: 26

I'm so dumb.